The Scarlet Letter
Volume III, Number 4 | December 1996
Chupacabra Unveiled!
A Public Service Announcement

Warning! Hide your Goats!

Courtesy of Cupachabra Hysteria Control Ctr. Copyright 1985. All rights upside.

If you see this fiend hanging around your temple...please take immediate action! Not only will it suck all the blood out of your well-bred goat stock, but you'll lose that special sacrifice you've been saving for “just the right time.”

Act NOW!!!

Disclaimer: The contents on this page are meant as parody and not to be taken literally. The penalty for goat sucking, as of yet, remains high.

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